Dickies Side Bag

In your quest to become the most stylish adventurer in the empire, you have traveled far and wide, across years and seasons, and still your journey continues in search of the freshest fits. It is now deep winter of the year 2026 AD. Frost clings to the cobblestones, your breath hangs in the air like mist, and snow gathers along the roads of the realm. The cold bites through thin fabrics and your summer fits are no longer enough to protect you. To survive the season, and remain undeniably stylish, you must upgrade your inventory with thick sweaters, heavy scarves, and rugged baggy jeans. As you trek along the great interstate highway of West Provincia, you spot an old, frost-covered merchant with an assortment of goods and trinkets laid carefully upon a worn wool blanket. Just your luck. “Traveler!” He calls out to you as you approach “May I interest you in some new swaggy garms?” A menu pops up in front of you with details and stats of the item he offers you ————————————————————— ✨ ITEM ✨ Dickies Side Bag 🔥 DESCRIPTION 🔥 Never worn this Dickies side bag. It will be yours brand new! Tag and everything. Be the cute little roadman I know you’ll be. ✨ STATS ✨ +5 joints +1 machete ————————————————————— “What do you think young traveller? My price is fair but I may be willing to dance to a different tune if you require it.”